Rolling Stone Ought To Appreciate Megan Fox’s Cleavage

Look at these outtakes from Megan Fox's Rolling Stone shoot--there are so many of them! How wasteful, Rolling Stone. We think shoots of sexy actresses should be treated like buffalo: use every last part.

No, we didn't post every single outtake photo here, but we still intend to use the rest of them in some fashion. Maybe we'll make a super creepy collage of Megan Fox's faces floating around her cleavage, and then we'll send it to Shia LaBeouf. That sounds like a good use of our materials and creative energies.