Dame Tu “Latin Mommas”

Maybe I don't believe all porn lesbians are really lesbians, or that porn Asians are really Asians, but when Daisy Cruz says: "Papi, dame tu pinga," I believe her.

"Latin Mommas" features juicy Spanish-speaking (or at least Espanol-adjacent) women in the standard cougar roles: demanding boss, lady of the house, stern teacher of feminine wiles.

Each interlude pairs stars like cover model Kiara Mia, Reena Sky, and Daisy Cruz with appreciative black men, which I found odd, as I didn't know it was a Thing that white guys don't go for the older Latinas the way black dudes do. I will have to check with the Santorum campaign about this.

Anyway, my favorite scenes are ones in which I learn something.

For example, Reena Sky sits in a room full of gently aging Macintoshes—perhaps this is a metaphor for cougars in general?—when her masturbation is interrupted by a man who fucks her athletically and at some unprecedented angles. For example, this is the first instance I am aware of a reverse piledriver.

But it is the black and white and read all over Daisy Cruz, whose line reading of "Papi, dame tu pinga" ("Give me your dick, Daddy") is the most effective delivery of the movie. I wanted her to say that to me, not that other lucky bastard.

"I took a year of Spanish and washed dishes for two summers," I said to the screen. "I could appreciate you more than he could."

Muy dolor.

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