Maybe Tulisa Contostavlos Will Be A Judge On The “Ass Factor”

Instead of siccing her lawyers on anyone who hosts that questionable sex tape, we think Tulisa Contostavlos should embrace a sexier side of herself, ignore the tape, and start searching for the world's next big pornstar. FOX doesn't need another "American Idol" clone; they need big, penetrated asses. That's what America really wants!

If they must rip something off, then they might as well rip-off "Ass Factor," Jules Jordan's latest tribute to that special something, that secret starpower in a pornstar that doesn't announce itself until she turns around.

When you a hear that a pornstar's name is Jasmine Tame, your first reaction is probably, "Ha! Tame? I bet she's a wild woman in the sack!" or something corny like that. Actually, we find the manner in which she rides Rico Strong's huge cock to be quite tame. Maybe we should say calm. The point is, she slobs on his penis with great poise, she opens her ass with confidence, and even when she's slowly impaling herself on his dick, Jasmine seems possessed by a great and noble purpose. She has stage presence of the ass. It's rare.

Katja Kassin is definitely the wild child of the bunch. She can hardly wait to get Mark Ashley's veiny cock in her ass, and she only takes it in her pussy because she respects the traditions of this medium. Once it's finally in her butt, Katja's voice dives to the low and husky, her breathing grows shallow, and she slowly climbs in pitch and intensity until her ass is spasming around his cock. After a quick blowjob break, it's back to the anal show until the big finale: a facial. Classic, sure, and the lighting is quite nice, but we don't know if Katja will move on to the next week.

Most performances on this show are duets, but Krissy Lynn decides to up the ante with a threeway featuring Mr. Pete and Steve Holmes. You know that when Steve shows up, someone is getting doubly penetrated. Yes, Krissy belts some beautiful notes when she's got two cocks inside her and Mr. Pete is pulling her hair as he fucks her ass. (Then again, who wouldn't make sweet noise in that situation?) She proves that she can slow it down with a bit of spitroasting, and some people say that Krissy looks like Gillian Anderson when sucking POV cock, so she gets high marks from all the judges.

We realize that FOX will probably never take on "Ass Factor" as part of its primetime lineup, and that's fine. We'll just have to send the performers over to "America's Got Talent."

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