The Red Band “Piranha 3DD” Trailer Is So Gory, But Hey: Boobs!

[youtube GXLkYZOnvF0 640 360]Sometimes we feel used by red band trailers. It's as if the film producers are saying, "Hey, give us free advertising and we'll throw you a boob!" How do they know that we crave boobs? Admittedly, there are numerous pairs of titties in this trailer, and one of them gets hit with a beach ball in such a way that makes our hearts flutter. Oh, and yeah, this has to do with vicious piranhas getting into a waterpark and causing mayhem while David Hasselhoff looks on stoically.

The previous film, "Piranha 3D," boasted nudity from Kelly Brook, Digital Playground contract girl Riley Steele, Ashlynn Brooke, and Gianna Michaels, so we're wondering: who are they going to wheel out for this round of gratuitous flesh? The only big stars we could see near the pool were David Hasselhoff and Ving Rhames. We'd be down to see either of them naked!

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