“MILFs Seeking Boys” Becomes MILFs Creating Men

Reality Junkies has a new series, and it's all about older women seducing younger men! Yes, this does sound a lot like their "Cougar's Prey" line, but it differs in a very important way: these women aren't looking for disposable boys to take advantage of, they're helping young men evolve into the responsible, experienced, sexually-capable adults they were destined to be. Can you feel the positivity?

Positivity sometimes feels like arousal, by the way. So if you're feeling one, you might actually be feeling the other. Uh, anyway...

Roxanne Hall's son is the school bully; it's not something she's proud of, but it's how things are. One day, a nerd from her boy's class, Michael Vegas, comes over and tattles on Roxanne's son. Bullying is a serious problem in this country, and Roxanne wants to help Michael, but she can't stand wimpy tattle-tales. There's only one way to pick up his spirits and teach him to toughen up at the same time: hardcore sex. All it takes is a little doggy style bent over the dining table and a lot of pussy eating to get Michael the confidence that he so sorely needs. And if Roxanne's kid ever gives him trouble again, he now has a handy repertoire of "Yo Mama" jokes with actual substance to them!

Johnny Castle interrupts Katsuni's naked workout routine (which displeases her) to ask for her daughter's hand in marriage (which displeases her even more). She knows Johnny is a nice, respectable man who will treat her daughter well, but she isn't sure how his pussy pleasing skills are; Katsuni only wants the best for her daughter, so she fucks her boyfriend's brains out! Of course, she first makes sure he has a mouth worry marrying, and though Johnny is a bit timid at first, he's soon hungrily lapping at her ass and pussy until Katsuni is begging to be boned. All in all, mama Katsuni feels good about Johnny's sexual future, and as he busts a load across her chin and chest, she says, "Welcome to the family!"

Get this: Bill Bailey is spreading the word of God, and he ends up at Nina Hartley's house to tell her about the virtues of celibacy. He's selling celibacy to Nina fucking Hartley! That's precious. Nina just happens to be wearing a sexy lingerie and stockings set when she answers the door, and she puts it to good use converting Bill to the Church of the Holy Cougar. It's not like Nina is trying to get between Bill and his faith, she just wants to ride his thick, young cock for hours and hours. She even lets him continue to talk about God! Well, as long as "God" comes after the word "Oh" and before the words "I'm coming!"

This stuff is heartwarming. Boys are learning to be better lovers, more independent, and wiser in the ways of the world, and it's all thanks to a few good milves. Unfortunately, "A Few Good Milves" is that courtroom parody porn, so this movie is simply called "MILFs Seeking Boys." It's sensible.

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