We Feel Vaguely Threatened By All The Cleavage Coco Is Tweeting

Given that cleavage is essentially a sneak peek at nudity--a barely restrained bit of flesh threatening to leap from behind the clothing that hides it--we feel a lot of tension when looking at Coco's cleavage. Look at this itty bitty bikini! It's like a tiny kite flying in the big sky of her boob! And don't even get us started on her ass cleavage, that's a whole other story. The point is: we're kind of frightened.

But still, we visit Coco's Twitter, we follow the links she lays down for us, we gaze upon her splendid body from a safe distance. It's like going to see a volcano: she's hot, she's larger than life, and even though you know there could be an explosion at any moment, you have to be there because there's something deep down inside you that forces you watch.

· Coco's Twitter (twitter.com)
· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)