Netflix Picks: Take A Vacation, A Sexy Vacation

March 21, 2012
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All the college-aged folk just had a weeklong break, so why shouldn't you? Flip off your boss, hit the beach, take your favorite book, call up some fuck buddies, just do what you have to do to change your scenery (both physical and mental). Or, if you can't afford to do any of that, just live vicariously through these offerings from Netflix!

1. Adventures in Pornoland: Take a vacation from your job! That is, get a new, better, more exciting job that will put you in the path of pornstars. That's what this Canadian director does when he needs to make some quick cash, and he ends up hanging out in Porn Valley with groovy characters like Kimberly Kane, Taylor Wane, Herschel Savage, and--of course--Ron Jeremy. And yes, you get to see porn being filmed. This is, in the purest sense, like watching porn without watching porn.

2. Sweet Sex and Love: Take a vacation from your significant other! Shin-ah has a night of random and passionate sex with Dong-gi, and after a second fling, she decides to leave her boyfriend and shack up with Dong-gi for good. Can their relationship develop past physical attraction and compatibility? More importantly, does it need to? This movie is sex and lust displayed as bluntly and cleanly as possible; no horror or extravagant emotion is needed to get these two in bed. There are a few weird moments that come up mid- and post-coitus, but we want you to discover those for yourself. Happy hunting!

3. Lake Consequence: Take a vacation from your repressed sexuality! Joan Severance is bored at home, her husband and son are away on a fishing trip, and she's oddly attracted to Billy Zane, a local landscaper. She accidentally gets trapped in his trailer which he ends up driving to Lake Consequence, where Joan is discovered by Billy's bisexual girlfriend. You can probably tell that a threesome is brewing. (It's a really hot one, too!)

4. En la Cama: Take a vacation from anywhere that's not a bed! This movie title literally translates to, "In the Bed," and that's where the camera stays for 84 minutes. It might sound slow, but let's remember that "Room in Rome" took place in exactly two rooms in a hotel, and that movie was phenomenal. "En la Cama" is about two Chileans who meet a party and spend the night together, having sex, talking, reliving the past, and possibly--gosh, we hope!--exploring the future together.

5. Virtual Voyeur: Take a vacation from reality! This is a Cinemax TV movie from 2002 that looks like it was shot in the '80s, but don't let that discourage you. It's as smutty and as modern as we are! You can tell what the plot is just by looking at the title and movie poster: there's a virtual reality machine that's able to make your wildest fantasy come to life, and everyone's wild fantasy involves fucking someone in the virtual reality world. Do people die? Sure. Did we notice? Not with all the sex around!