Breaking: Newly Found Commandments Urge You To “Praise The Load 7”

So, as it turns out, when you look inside the Ark of the Covenant, you'll find an extra five commandments that are all about the glory of blowbangs and being anointed by jizz. And the whole Nazi face-melting light you saw in "Raiders of the Lost Ark," well, let's just say God has some mixed-up ideas about blowbangs.

Anyway, get those horrifying images out of your head. We're here to talk about the here and now, and now it's time for six hot babes to multi-task on a bunch of male members until they are thoroughly drenched in divine juices. In this religion, we believe in constant, sticky baptism.

Some people think that Jada Steven's neon green fishnet bodysuit makes her look like a computer generated pornstar--it amplifies the otherworldliness of her perfection--but she's just a walkin' talkin' human like any of us! She has needs! She craves the feeling of a thick black cock parting her lips, she wants strong hands massaging her ass; isn't that what we all want? Maybe we're not all craving four loads of jizz on our faces, but you know, you can't knock it until you've tried it.

And hey, there are two women trying out this blowbang thing for the first time! Leilani Leeane steps up to the altar of wangs and receives so much man juice on her mouth that she feels compelled to blow a huge bubble! We suppose that's sexy to someone, right? The point is Leilani Leeane sucks four cocks like it ain't nothing, and she looks gorgeous with any amount of jizz on her face. Penny Pax has her first blowbang--nay, her first DVD appearance--and she keeps her glasses on the whole time. The specs don't keep the come out of her eye, but there's never any harm in blessing your glasses. Now they're her special blowbang glasses!

If you haven't yet adopted the new blowjob-related commandments, we urge you to watch "Praise the Load 7." It's like a gospel song delivered with moans and gagging sounds!

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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