Wet Spots

· Surely you're not surprised that the winner of model Shaune Bagwell's eBay auction was that ubiquitous online casino, are you? We're still wondering whether or not she's going to bathe for the next 30 days. (shaunebagwell.com, via Adrants)

· Looks like Tera Patrick needs your help again—only this time, it has nothing to do with her dog. (QuickTime trailer @ Hustler Video; more @ AVN)

· Gearshift-fondling sibling site Jalopnik looks at a new pro racecar sponsored by XXX studio Oriental Dream Pictures and comes up with a line we wish we'd thought of first: "No word on whether or not they
ll blow an engine." (Jalopnik + orientaldreamxxx.com)

· There's something a little disturbing about a computer game that makes you shoot at a bunch of women in an office building—but your weapon is a water pistol, and the object is to get their shirts wet, so we guess it's OK. (Flash @ game.shirtcity.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

· AVN's Mark Kernes sees "Deep Throat" on a big screen for the first time in 30 years and decides it's the only way to watch porn: "'200 times the size of God', as Hunter Thompson would have put it." Mobile phone smut producers, take note. (AVN Blog)