Alana Is The Sexiest Starfish Ever

Look at her, all washed up on the beach, waiting to be picked up and returned to the sea by the surf. If we were a rocky shore, we would totally let Alana cling to us. Does it hurt when starfish cling to you? We don't care. Real starfish don't have awesome boobs and red pubes.

We don't understand why mermaids get all the hype. Who wants a mate with a lady top and a fish bottom? We're all about starfish babes: they're super chill, they stretch all the time, and they throw their stomachs at things they want to eat. We relate so much.

· Via Fashionising (fashionising.com)