Don’t Trust The Scantily-Clad Krysten Ritter In Apartment 23

ABC's newest show is "Don't Trust the B--- in Apartment 23," and it starts Krysten Ritter as a manipulative evil New York party girl who takes advantage of her naive farm girl neighbor. Ironically, Krysten Ritter was herself a farm girl who came to New York when she was fifteen to model for Elite, and she'll tell you all about it in her underwear!

For example: she raised a calf, fed it from a bottle for years, later taught the full-grown cow to carry her around on its back like a horse, and then the whole town heard about it and came to watch her. Why is that progression of events so attractive to us? Is there such thing as the Manic Pixie Farm Girl? Blam: just coined it. Copyright. Trademark. All of that.

· Me In My Place (meinmyplace.com)
· Via Esquire (esquire.com)