If Only All After School Specials Featured Explicit Sex Acts

We've been having an interesting time with sex clip soundtracks of late, and this may just take the cake. It turns every sensual thrust of the cock, every gentle squeeze of mondo-boob into a poignant lesson we all should know.

And we do feel enlightened after all. If these were the kinds of issues tackled in the made-for-TV movie set, maybe we would have spent more time safely planted on the couch come a schoolday eve, rather than out doing hoodrat stuff with our friends. But, no, we had to learn these lessons the hard(/fun) way. However there's room in our life for both... sometimes seeing can be almost as nice as doing.

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