It's tits and phones. Tits and phones! How many times do we have to say it before you click? A girl takes her top off, lies down, and puts the phone betwixt her tits. No, she doesn't text with her nipples. You're making this too complicated. It's just tits and phones.
File this one under "Things You're Likely To Be Staring At As You Walk Into A Wall."
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