We Want To Live In Christoph Clark’s Europe

A spotless but cozy, sunny kitchen. A well-loved capuccino machine. And 23-year-old Hungarian Abbie Cat dropping by to complain how her ass isn't getting fucked right. That's it: I'm house-sitting.

Christoph Clark brews and samples a perfect cup of capuccino as he casually cleans the fixtures of his kitchen. The venerable director is in his mid-50s and has assumed the role (Nina Hartley does this, too) of Elder Statesman Fuckbuddy.

How do people grow older gracefully, sexually? Like this. Though fully three decades older than his special guest, Clark is confident without being creepy; he knows (and appreciates) that the delightful Cat has been out banging half of the former Eastern bloc, but whose kitchen is she in right now?

After a warm-up blowjob and a bit of the old in/out on the countertop, Clark sends Cat into the bedroom ("to get into doggie") while he finishes his damn coffee.

That is why Cat has no problem bringing her girlfriends to meet this cool customer.

I have no problem admitting that I'll watch a scene like this and say, "If this is what living in Europe is like, I'm moving," knowing full well that starry-eyed dreamers have a reality check in store if they expect to get off the Greyhound in Chatsworth to find—I don't know—Kagney Linn Karter flouncing down the street in high heels sans unmentionables.

But this scene from Clark's "Angel Perverse 23" is fun nonetheless, and we want to be like him when we grow up.

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