No Teens Smacked In “Teen Smackdown Orgy”

Here's post-racial America for you: one of the first guys through the door in the unfortunately-titled interracial film "Teen Smackdown Orgy" says: "Awesome. You guys want cock?"

As much as I dream of those halcyon days on the quad of Bogue Chitto Agricultural, I still think it must be tough to be in college now.

Take, for instance, the pledging sorority sisters in West Coast Productions' "Teen Smackdown Orgy." So conditioned are they by their diploma mill to swallow anything offered to them that, when several urban gentlemen file through the door to interrupt their squealing Sapphic interlude, they commence to cock-gobblin' with nary a protest.

And you wonder why they surrender their Internet privacy so easily?

Other than its disturbing misnomer of a title (no one appears injured or humiliated), the cool thing about this movie is the color palette; these dudes aren't blacker than black, but these women are whiter than white—hence that first fellow's attempt to speak their language.

· West Coast Productions (westcoastproductions.com)
· Buy "Teen Smackdown Orgy" (tlavideo.com)