Kelly Hall Says “Bees Can Fuck Off” And It Arouses Us

We're always amused by the quotes that lad mags will pull to pair with naked pictures. Someone asked Page 3 megababe Kelly Hall if she'd rather have a beard of bees or a swim in a bath of snakes, and she said, "Yeah, I'm fine with snakes. Bees can fuck off, they scare me." For some reason, that response was dubbed sexy enough to be blown up and paired with an image of a topless Kelly in a tub. Fascinating. Why?

We could understand if they were trying to make a connection between Kelly in the bath and Kelly bathing with snakes--we'd even accept some nasty innuendo about snakes slithering around her body--but we don't think dissing bees is going to attract readers. Don't they know that bees are disappearing at an alarming rate? Doesn't Kelly realize that honey is one of the best foods for playing with in the bedroom? We're not blaming Kelly though, this falls on the editors at Loaded. Here's another large quote: "I won 300 dollars on the roulette table in Vegas. I played roulette because it's simple and I'm simple." What are you communicating to us, Loaded?

· Via Top Babes Blog (topbabesblog.org)