Camille Rowe: Out Of The ’90s And Into Our Hearts

Guys, we'd like you to meet our new hot girlfriend. Her name is Camille Rowe, we met her at a Pearl Jam concert in Milwaukee. We have matching nipple piercings and we both cry whenever "Jeremy" comes on.

Yeah, she's really free with her body. That's one of the things that first drew us to her. Hillary Clinton is her hero, her breasts are her favorite part of her body, and she's going to get us a roadie gig for Lilith Fair. We're in love, dude!

· Via Terry's Diary (terrysdiary.com)