Paris Hilton’s Buttcrack Is Not Done Yet

Though Paris has slipped largely out of the public eye, her ass crack still wants its moment in the sun. It finds its opportunity the second Paris begins adjusting her bathing suit bottom, and jumps out to say hello!

And from the looks of her bum's tan lines, Paris puts it in a much, much skimpier getup for sunning. She may as well just break out that secret tiny thong when she's out and about -- we'd all get an eyeful, and it would make her buttcrack so happy. Shouldn't we all strive to make our cracks happy whenever possible?

· Via The Nip Slip (thenipslip.com)