We’re Not Worried About You Being “Gangbanged,” Kagney Linn Karter

April 9, 2012
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Feeling predatory definitely has its place in the toolbox of feelings that is our porn consumption, but watching Kagney Linn Karter host a gangbang on and within her accommodating frame just makes us feel like everything is right.

"I thought we might have a runaway bride," says director Mason to Karter, who arrives a little breathless on Gangbang Day. "You're 45 minutes late."

But the KLK is more than ready (although I would have turned right around if someone was being all passive-aggressive with me while pointing a camera). In fact, she looks at her gangbang as a fait accompli.

"No, I'm totally ready," Missouri's Greatest Natural Resource says.

Kagney Linn Karter is all strategically-engineered, workout-tautened softnesses and hard-packed curves. She's not some coltish, strung out, ribby thing whom you feel concerned about. Instead, while we watch things go down (and in, often three at a time) in a bright white room, we're comforted by the fact that, at this time of her life, KLK's body is uniquely ready to take the stresses of six dudes.

No, Karter is not some diaphonous, quivering thing. We don't want to save her. She is fully functional and professional. We feel like we're in good hands.

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