Fleshlight’s Flight Couldn’t Get Me Off The Ground

Fleshlight's latest addition to their big family of masturbation sleeves is Flight: a short, sleek, attractive departure from their usual "It's a flashlight for your dong!" style. The insides have been changed a little, too. All these advances are so impressive! They make it all the more painful to say that this toy couldn't even get me off.

It's not that it didn't feel good or that I have some issue with getting off (this review is not about me and my penis); it's that the Flight's design disappoints me.

Look at that silicone. It is a beautiful toy, isn't it? The Flight is by far the most elegant Fleshlight I've ever seen, and the inner texture blends some of my favorite masturbation sleeve features: tight passageways with chambers of soft, jagged bumps, much like the Stoya Destroya model. Furthermore, since the opening is wide and human orifice-free, you can immediately get to the fun parts! At least, that's how it appears from a distance.

Folks, I don't know what it is, but I find it difficult to appreciate the textures on the inside of certain Fleshlights. Unless I have my dick angled the right way and my glans rubbing up against some bumps, it's all too tight and squishy to be noticed. Tight and squishy is lovely, but you can find those qualities in lots of things, like fruit.

And as much as I like the new case, I found it a little difficult to deal with. Every Fleshlight (save for the Blade) has a cap on the back that you can unscrew to change the pressure inside the sleeve, and for some reason, the Flight's cap is really quite tight, making the pressure in the toy extremely high. Therefore, after I liberally lube up and plunge in, the toy makes goofy noises, lube seeps out the back, and everything feels wrong. Lube leaks are my number one bummer, and no matter what angle I choose to bang this thing, I end up with a soggy crotch and slippery hands. Then I can't unscrew the cap! People, this happened twice. And did I mention that this thing looks like a bottle of Nuvo? Look at that picture. I don't want to have sex with a bottle of Nuvo, not even a bottle of the new refreshing Lemon Sorbet flavor.

Even though I didn't enjoy the Flight, I can see why others might! If you're a fan of Fleshlights and you need to take a travel-sized sleeve, this is the perfect thing for you. If you're considering breaking into the masturbation sleeve world, you want something reliable to stick your dick inside, and you don't want to spend a lot of cash, then try the Flight--it's considerably cheaper than any other Fleshlight and won't be recognized immediately when someone spies it on your nightstand. Just because this thing puts my cock to sleep doesn't mean it'll do the same to yours!

In closing, I leave you with the trailer Fleshlight made for the Flight. Join me in giggling at the thought of this powerful businessman having a private tarmac rendezvous with his masturbation sleeve.

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· Flight by Fleshlight (fleshlight.com)