You Can’t Say No To Golden Tits

Magdalena Frackowiak (someday, we swear, we'll remember how to spell her name) already has some beautiful breasts, and it wouldn't be a stretch to call them golden. But who has time for stretching? We don't have patience, but she has paint, and that's why America is number one.

We know Magdalena is Polish, but hear us out: let's get rid of the bald eagle--because balding is so outdated--and have put a pair of golden tits on the Seal of the United States. Agreed?

· Via Fashion Copious (fashioncopious.typepad.com)