· We've always had the sneaking suspicion that Paris Hilton was nothing more than a spooky computer simulation. Does Sims creator Will Wright know something we don't? (Kotaku)
· Forget anything we might've said about the demise of Atkins Porn: this amazing new home delivery service is an idea whose time is always in our book! (baconwhores.com, via sexblo.gs)
· Live in San Francisco? Own a penis? Designer Richard Hansen wants to talk to you. (Boing Boing)
· Live in Boise, Idaho? Want to look at strippers? Hopefully you're good with a pencil. (AVN)