“Milk Nymphos 3” Proves That Calcium Is Good For Your Boner

When's the last time you had a big glass of milk (or soy/rice milk if you're not down with lactose)? It's probably been a long while. Well, why don't you get a glass of your favorite percentage, grab a few cookies, kick back, and enjoy watching these women fill their anuses with milk and then shoot it into other women's mouths.

What, you're not in the mood to drink milk anymore? Whatever. Your loss. Milk is delicious.

And there are a handful of ways you can increase your enjoyment of milk! The most obvious way, as you'll see in every scene in this film, is to warm the milk to body temperature. Now, before you go holding cartons under your armpit, you should know that the best way to heat milk is by injecting it into Kimberly Kane's ass. Bobbi Starr--who is lactose intolerant and therefore uses rice milk for her dairy fetish scenes--likes her milk shot in a graceful arc from Kimberly's tight asshole, and after she's done drinking, she thanks Kimberly for her labors by sucking her labia. Of course they're sure to reciprocate because they're BFFLs.

What else enhances milk? Dressing like a kitty! Sparky Sin Claire and Cherry Torn like to don cat ear headbands, leopard print collars, and matching cuffs before they dine on dairy, which they consume in the same manner and temperature as Bobbi and Kimberly. Sparky doesn't drink with an open mouth, but instead laps at Cherry's asshole as it gushes that creamy goodness. Dig the look on Cherry's face: she looks lost (it's kind of cute on her.)

Now, the drawback to drinking ass milk is that you generally need a partner to prepare it and you don't always have one nearby. Dana DeArmond has a powerful thirst for the stuff, and she is a proud, independent woman, so she takes matters into her own hands (er, anus). Dana forms a goblet in her asshole by fisting herself furiously, sending sprays of milk flying all over the room, making us wonder if it's possible to vaporize the stuff and inhale the ass-milky air. For this scene--and for many others she's performed--Dana DeArmond is a hero.

We realize that not everyone is into the sight of women drinking the fountains of milk sprayed from the asses of their friends, but we urge you to give it a look. "Milk Nymphos 3" stars some amazing performers who have spectacular body awareness and control, and that alone makes this a super hot film.

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