Thank You For The Sideboob, Julianne Hough

We appreciate your choice of gown for the US Weekly Hot Hollywood party. If there's anything that can make Ryan Seacrest go the straight and narrow, it must be gently domineering boobs of Ms. Julianne.

They peep out every once and again just to remind you who's in charge. They don't let you see the real goods of a proper little nipple underneath, but instead leave you in solemn respect of what they've got going on. We, too, find ourselves deferring to the will of Julianne's sideboob. It may be strange, but we make no apologies. It's just right.

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