Welcome To “Gapeland,” The Other Big Tourist Attraction In Memphis

Everybody knows that Elvis Presley purchased Graceland in order to find a little piece of country quiet and tranquility, but not many people know about the other huge property he owned. It's a wild place where he threw crazy parties with big booty belles, and no one in his family ever knew about it. This place was called "Gapeland," and Elvis kept it all to himself.

However, he did share the place with Paul Simon at one point. Uh, anyway.

Nowadays, anyone can visit "Gapeland" (as long as you don't bring the kids) and enjoy the world of fantastic, fuckable asses that Mr. Presley left behind. His personal girls aren't still shaking it these days, but they've been replaced with a crack team (get it?) of pornstars who are dedicated to preserving the spirit of the place. Take Dana DeArmond, for example: this lean, leggy beauty is no stranger to a stiff bone in the backdoor, but she can make her ass gape without any help! All it takes is her strong fingers and a little willpower.

Ever since Phoenix Marie started letting her brunette hair shine through, we think she's been looking a bit like one of the Presley girls. Maybe there's a little bit of Lisa Marie going on there? Anyway, she brings her usual level of voracious sexual energy to her scene, taking a double dose of dick with a sexy sneer on her face and a smile in her heart.

Not to be outdone, Amy Brooke takes a double penetration and a savage spitroasting from Steve Holmes and Timo Hardy that leaves her mouth as agape as her asshole. Those boys handle her so roughly--grabbing handfuls of ass, wrenching her arms behind her back, always grasping at different spots for leverage--it's a wonder that her fishnet top stays in one piece. They might be brutal, but they're not clumsy!

We hope you make it out to "Gapeland" someday; it truly is a glorious place filled with warm, smiling faces and hot, open assholes.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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