Plant Andy San Dimas In Your Backyard And She’ll Flash You

Spring is lovely, but so many flowers seem to blossom only once or twice this season and that saddens us in a profound way. Fortunately, part-time photographer/full-time horticulturalist Nate "Igor" Smith has introduced us to a new kind of flower that shows its boobs blossoms all year long! She's called Andy San Dimas, and here she is showing off for the camera.

Look at how lush and beautiful she is. And these pictures are from January! How many flowers look like this in January? (Well, actually, dozens of plants produce flowers in January, and also, these pictures were taken in Los Angeles.) We're going to go out right now and plant us some Andy San Dimases. Well, we would if we had a backyard or familiarity with gardening.

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