A Frozen Treat For Adults

The key is not to beat the heat, but to caress it until it yields to your touch; hold it gently against the bed, make it linger and soak in the stillness, and then draw the tip of an ice cube up and down its buttcheek. Hey, does this remind anyone else of that scene from "Do the Right Thing" with Rosie Perez and the ice?

Because actually, when we first saw this GIF, we thought he was teasing her ass with a tiny crystal, so we immediately thought of "The Dark Crystal," which is not sexy at all. (It is, however, quite Skeksis.)

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