On Four Counts Of Cockteasing, We Find The Defendant “Innocent But Nasty”

We love the idea of someone being "Innocent But Nasty." Not only is this a refreshingly direct title for a teen-centric porn film, but it also suggests that nastiness is part of nature; these girls are freaky in ways that can't be learned from their peers or magazines, and we hope that they never lose this perverted purity.

We haven't been this excited about a movie title since Belladonna self-distributed "Bitches with Agency"* back in the early 2000s. Those were glorious days.

Anyway, let's give it up for girls like Jaslene Jade, who have no need to hide their inner nastiness because it comes from a place deep within. For real though, she creams on Anthony Rosano's mighty pole almost immediately--that's what we mean by inner nastiness, and we love it. Rosano is blown away by Jaslene's skills, and at one point, he even feels the need to pinch her ass to make sure he isn't dreaming. That's not how the pinch is supposed to work, but we feel you anyway, Anthony.

We've got Remy LaCroix in the mix, slobbing on Mark Ashley's knob in the kitchen because she feels like it. Her Creamsicle-colored dress inspires Mark to lick her from head to toe, getting her all good and wet before she bends over the island and takes his dick from behind. Some people get upset when you fuck all over the kitchen, but nobody could get mad at Remy for leaving a little innocent sex trail behind; that's why Bounty was invented.

The adorable Rosemary Radeva seems to need a little help getting herself all the way down on Richie Calhoun's cock; we can respect that. She sucks cock with enthusiasm, she's a tad hesitant about riding cowgirl, and those two things together really scream "Innocent But Nasty." Richie, ever the patient gentleman, cradles her in his arms as she spreads her asscheeks apart to take him in to the hilt, and the whole scene is sweet enough to be a twenty-minute Christmas card.

Happy holidays from all the self-confident cuties of "Innocent But Nasty"!

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*There's no movie called "Bitches with Agency." We're sorry.