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Plate or platter? Apparently this Russian babe opted for the latter, as she ends up with possibly the largest, gushiest high tide of facials we've ever seen. It's a wonder she didn't drown!

This is certainly some serious jizz business. Why, if this guy went to the sperm bank he could make millions! (Of babies? Dollars?) The deluge even seems to take him by surprise, evinced by his sheepish little "sorry" at the end. But being sorry is for suckers; you should take this act on the road! We think it's sideshow worthy.

· Russian gets a huge facial (pornhub.com)