Kate Upton’s Nipple Vs. That Guy Hugging Kate Upton

We want to sit here and spend some quality time ogling the nipple that is clearly visible beneath Kate Upton's tanktop, but we are quite distracted by the man hugging her while wearing a fanny pack and the headband that matches his shorts. We're guessing he's a photographer; that is the only excuse for his intrusion.

But don't worry about us, we're professionals. We will focus on Kate until the world melts away. We will invent scenarios in which Headband Man flies away in the helicopter and leaves us all alone on the beach to have sex six times (Kate's fingers have dictated the number).

· Via Splooge Blog (sploogeblog.com)