A “Burning Man” Must Be Put Out By Wet Women Riding Cowgirl

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Matthew Goode plays a tantrum-prone chef who recently lost his wife, and--naturally--needs to dull the pain with lots of random sex. The funny thing is, these clips hardly show you what a rageaholic the guy is because he spends most his time being humped by hot women. Let it be known: sex is nature's tranquilizer.

Calcium, too, but we don't want to watch a film in which Matthew Goode goes around drinking tons of milk. We want to see Rachel Griffiths's huge boobs bouncing around and Kate Beahan's tight ass flexing inside fancy lingerie. In fact, we're starting to feel a little drowsy ourselves just watching these clips! Who needs xanax when softcore Australian cinema is at your fingertips?

· "Burning Man" (imdb.com)