Babes Writhing In Lingerie Because That’s How Treats! Rolls

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If we've learned anything about the people at Treats! Magazine, it's that whenever they bust in a room, models start stripping down to their underwear, Janis Joplin music begins to blast, and everyone commences grinding on each other in slow motion.

Even if they walk into a Burger King where only a few diners are hanging out at the PA system is completely broken, Diora Baird will show up with Christy Nelson and Alisa Torres, and the music will be piped in from heaven, and everybody will be forced to chew their Whoppers at 1/4th the normal speed. We don't make the rules, but Treats! certainly bends the rules of space-time.