“Got Two In Her”: Fortunately, They Mean Cocks, Not Personalities

We're positive that somewhere on the internet is a website dedicated to porn involving performers with dissociative identity disorder, but we assure you, this is not anything like that. The only things competing for space inside these women are dicks, and we're pretty sure they don't go near the brain.

Then again, nobody really knows where the penises really go during a good spitroasting. Some facets of pornography will forever remain a mystery, and we think that's part of why it's so exciting.

Personally, we're often excited by a good setting, like the one Abelia gets to fuck in. We know we should be focusing on the pure ecstasy that spreads across David Perry's face as Abelia's tight asshole squeezes his huge cock, or how Abelia makes a Natalie Dormer-esque facial expression as she's being doubly penetrated in one of those pictures, but damn: that is a swanky fucking cabin in which they're a-boning.

We're not elitist when it comes to sexual settings; the plush palaces and chalets-for-rent of Porn Valley (and Europorn Valley) don't necessarily make good scenes. Take Goldy E. Divine's moment in the limelight for example: she gets propped up in front of a graffitied brick wall, in the middle of a filthy street, and she fucks her heart out. Her men folk plop their asses right down on the concrete and allow her to sit on them, because they are gentlemen, and because they have plans to plunder her anus. All of her holes get filled and nobody has to worry about leaving wet spots on any furniture.

There's a slight possibility that New Sensations will email later to tell us that Abelia and Goldy are the same person interpreting the same double penetration scene in two wildly different ways. If that happens, we will pass the information along to you, and we apologize for getting "Got Two in Her" totally wrong.

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