What Color Are Your Panties, J Lo?

Are they white? Cream colored? Perhaps very light pink? Any of those options work with the outfit, but if you really want to showcase your style--and we know you do--you need to get some freaky glass costume jewelry sewn into your panties.

That might sound a little uncomfortable, but this is the price you must pay for being fashionable, and believe us when we say that it will be so worth it when the light catches your panties and blinds some paparazzo.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)