Paris Hilton’s Nipples Are Yearning To Be Free

Given that Ms. Hilton's notoriety (and, one might say, career) was largely launched by her willingness to let her nipples roam free, it seems strange that she's so bent on keeping them hidden from view. Not that she's having that much success...nipples, we've found, will find a way.

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