Morning Wood

· We love Brooke Burke as much as the next "Life Is Great" fan (yes, we exist), but is her fourth appearance as a Stuff cover girl too much of a good thing? We didn't think so. (stuffmagazine.com - thanks Sanj; more scans @ Attu)

· Maybe this singing condom isn't such a silly idea after all; hearing things like "Is it in yet?" might be more pleasant if there's a soundtrack involved. (Er, not that we've ever heard that.) (The Sun UK, via sexblo.gs)

· How many naked women can fit into a phone booth? For the Japanese at least, the question is more than merely a philosophical one. (.wmv video @ danerd.com, via Your Dirty Mind)

· Somehow, Nicole Kidman is thought to have the "Best Bum In Hollywood". And here we were thinking it was just the most overexposed. (fakes.net, via GorillaMask)

· How did an American pornographer wind up in a prison in Panama? Read about the strange, sad case of Fred Salaff. (fredsalaff.com)

· Confidential to the reader who asked us why we chose "Morning Wood" as the title for our new daily morning link roundup: Of course it's a term used by lumberjacks. What did you think it meant? (getodd.com)