Killing Them Softly With His Dong: “Mandingo Massacre 4”

It seems like just yesterday we were decrying the use of "massacre" to describe what Mandingo's penis does to people. Now that we're on the fourth installment of this series, the title almost seems quaint! Finally, we can focus on what really matters: analyzing the ways in which Mandingo's mighty member pleases pornstars.

Yea, for his cock is not a weapon, but a bridge between souls. Also, it's physically big and long like a bridge and the bonus features include footage of Angelina Valentine walking across it.*

Amy Brooke and Chastity Lynn sure make a powerful team: these girls are all about teamwork, and they've got the skills and matching eye makeup to prove it! When Chastity is licking one side of Mandingo's dick, Amy Brooke is lapping up the other side. When Amy's pussy is being filled with thick, veiny cock, Chastity is right there to rim her ass. When Chastity is struggling to fit all of that legendary dong in her tight backdoor, Amy is busy spreading her cheeks apart and making faces at the camera. We don't know if these girls are best friends forever, but it would sadden us dearly to hear that they aren't.

We must give it up for the girls who tackle Mandingo all by themselves, for it is a daunting task. Ivana Sugar has no problem filling her throat with his glorious cock, and she welcomes a doggy style pounding with deep moans and a wet, eager pussy. However, she gets a little carried away at one point when she sinks her teeth into his shaft. It happens, you know? People mistake his penis for a cleverly-disguised robot arm all the time.

Are we seeing things, or does Kagney Linn Karter's pubic hair look a little more grown-in than usual? If this is true, awesome, we think it's a good look. If this is not true, then damn, we need to pay more attention to Kagney's pussy situation. However, now is not the time for that, because Mandingo is all about sticking it in Kagney's asshole. We understand why. With her booty perched on that bar stool, there seems to be no other option available besides lubing it up and screwing it sweetly.

Fact: the only thing harmed by "Mandingo Massacre 4" is geometry, for it fails to explain how such a mighty penis can fit inside tight holes.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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