Netflix Picks: TV Party Tonight

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Up until now, these Netflix posts have only been about racy, steamy, and/or raunchy movies; that means we've been ignoring a whole wealth of dirty TV shows that Netflix has to offer! Yes, it's a shame that Starz withdrew all of their programming from Netflix, but there are still many seasons of naughty softcore goodness to occupy your days and keep you up at night.

1. The Tudors: If you've never seen "The Tudors," all four seasons of horny King Henry VIII and his many wives are available on instant streaming. He's a fascinating character, and Jonathan Rhys Meyers really exudes all of the narcissism and self-indulgence that you expect from a king who invented a new church so he could get laid more. And let's not forget that Natalie Dormer had her big TV debut (with lots of nudity) on this show!

2. Satisfaction: Showtime Australia is actually unrelated to the regular Showtime, but they have more in common than most people think. That is, they're both down with random sexy fun! "Satisfaction" focuses on five charming ladies who all happen to be high-class escorts and the manipulative manager who runs their brothel. Although Renai Caruso wasn't part of the original group, her explosive orgasm scene exemplifies why this show is such a terrific hybrid of hilarity and humping.

3. Borgia: Not to be confused with HBO's "The Borgias," "Borgias" is a French-German show that focuses on, you guessed it, the Borgias. There's definitely a bit of a rivalry between the two shows, but even if you're a die hard HBO fan, you should give this version a try: it's every bit as dark and sexy as the American one, but perhaps a little more historically accurate. We've covered some of the racy scenes from the first season--most of which involve Isolda Dychauk as the deadly Lucrezia Borgia--and if you liked them, you should do yourself a favor and see them in context!

[At top: one of the greatest TV orgasms of all time, from "Satisfaction" (netflix.com)]