A Miley Cyrus Downblouse, Or, If We Ruled The World

Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. The Braless Wonder, was bending over to pick up her puppy, and some clever camera holder snagged a quick pic of her hanging boob. Our immediate thoughts upon seeing this: "If only that dog had been a little shorter or put up a fight. This is why we should have control of all animals."

And you know what? We stick by those thoughts. We if had control of the animals of the world, we would become superheroes to the paparazzi. Birds would randomly lift up skirts, whales at Sea World would deliberately splash people wearing white shirts, and Miley's puppy would've slipped out of her grasp. We suppose this would make us supervillains. Also, we'd be creeps.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)