You Never Need A Good Reason For A “Big Boob Orgy”

...and by that I mean there's always a good reason for a "Big Boob Orgy."

Go ahead: Do that thing where you critique a porn movie using real-world standards. Wait: I'll do it for you.

1. If all these women are going to fuck anyway, why are they even bothering to put on sexy lingerie?
2. Why does the couch block the stairs? What if someone needs to run upstairs to douche, get an enema, or mistakenly douche with an enema while getting another enema?
3. Don't the guys need some more acknowledgment than to be filmed, headless, walking into a room and being blown?

Six women, each of whom you'd want on your team—Katie Summers, Lizzie London, Krissy Lynn, Vicky Vixen, Mia Lelani, and Adrianna Luna—have gathered for a triple-X throwdown on a series of couches and what appears to be a comfy mat.

After they've warmed each other up, some dudes come in and fuck them. It really is that simple and we don't need it to be any more complicated. Their boobs are big, and some of them are even natural. There's a silly tattoo or two, but who are we to judge? It all looks kind of fun, with plenty of room to move around and firm, fleshy surfaces upon which to shoot loads.

In fact, David Mamet himself would approve of the way the scene seems to start with the action already underway, giving the audience the credit of figuring out why the women are there.

Like many porn movies, our expectations are met almost instantly, and yet we still bitch about it. For example, there's certain sounds I could do without, like these. We don't need to hear those noises ever again; no one believes them.

But we do believe the boobs, and so we can hardly complain about 12 of them.

· 3rd Degree (thirddegreefilms.com)
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