DCypher reports: In the future all desires will be eliminated automatically, as soon as they arise. In fact, four out of five leading physicists (n)ever polled (do not) believe that by 2012 humanity will have raised their vibrational level to the point where they will live in what Buddhist scholars refer to as "rainbow bodies" composed primarily of light, which will usher in a new era of peaceful coexistence between all beings. Until then, however, we'll have to continue to explore our fantasies through the wonders of modern pornography and find fulfillment using the time honored "hands on" approach. Luckily, things just got a little easier with the release of the instant Sapphic classic "Pink Paradise 3" from the noble folks at Sin CIty and venerable lesbian-cum-directrix Devinn Lane.
PP3, as the kids are calling it, stars a bevy of beauties exploring their same-sex desires and stuffing each other full of hard, vibrating plastic while making high pitched whining noises not entirely dissimilar to those made by dolphin voyagers on their intergalactic journeys from planet Earth to the Pleiades. The cast stars Tory Lane, Shyla Stylez, Aline, Ashley Fires, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Love, Mikayla, Riley Evans, Sammie Rhodes, Shawna Lenee, Tessa West, Veronica Vega and Victoria Sin.
"I couldn't be more excited with the final product," director Devinn Lane said in a press release. "When casting, I handpicked the girls that I knew would deliver ... and boy did they. The chemistry was amazing - in fact, many of the girls kept going at it long after we stopped shooting. I have to admit that I got so turned on - it wasn't easy to concentrate." (Ed. note: And just think how hard it was for us to write this post!)
-D. Cypher
· Sin City (sincity.com)
· Order: "Pink Paradise 3" (Adult DVD Empire)
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