The Charmed Life Of A Dildo

You wake up in the morning wishing to be held by the delicate fingers of a beautiful babe, getting slicked up with lube, then diving headfirst into a wet and waiting vagina. Then it's a warm embrace as you're slipped in and out, the friction and heat intensifying as you bring that pussy to a shuddering orgasm.

Yeah, that must be pretty nice. With so much evil in the world, you, brave dildo, should be proud that you accomplish only good! Because making ladies orgasm is inherently good, right? As you're rinsed off, patted dry, and placed back to bed in your drawer, you can rest easy knowing that, because of you, erotic joy spreads round the world.

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