What Color Are Your Panties, Nicole Kidman?

A classically demure lady like you rarely sees the business end of a wardrobe malfunction. In fact, the last time we got a glimpse of your lacy underthings was two years ago. So, as with a comet that passes by the earth only so often, we've got our telescopes out and eyes peeled.

From what we can tell, this time her undies look to be a neutral beige or nude color. Boring! Unless we imagine that's really a patch of bare skin atop some crazy rainbow vajazzled fiery landing strip. And now it's set free into the world! We choose the second option. Who knows? She could have a Jersey Shore bush to go with that cool Aussie top.

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)