We Don’t Know How To Handle Micaela Schaefer’s Translucent Bikini

It's not the translucent part that we're having trouble with; it's all of the other articles of clothing she's wearing in addition to it. The bikini top doesn't match the deep-plunging "Borat-style" bottoms (though we suspect both might come from Wicked Weasel), she's then added a fishnet body stocking, a belt, some rope tied around her neck, torso, and one leg, and a watch. Are we looking at the hot new German beach style?

For all we know, this could be the new look for summer 2012, and we're embarrassing ourselves by questioning it. None of the other models are wearing quite the same get-up, but none of the other models are Micaela Schaefer. This is the woman who made VHS tape into a valid clothing fabric; maybe it didn't completely cover her, but she looked damn good in that dress.

· Via Boobie Blog (boobieblog.com)