Tila Tequila’s Twin Degrees Of Separation

DCypher reports: With the growing media omnipresence of MySpace magnate-turned-reality television darling Tila Tequila, it was only a matter of time before she crossed over and made some kind of sticky connection with the Seedy Underbelly of Porn. (Actually, that sounds delicious, like something you would order at Cinnabon on your cheat day.)

In Los Angeles you can't throw an overpriced latte at your assistant without hitting someone who knows (and has probably slept with) Ron Jeremy, and the degree of separation between you and Jenna Jameson at any given moment could be crossed by making a simple phone call to your cousin (you know, the one giving a whole new meaning to the term "moonlighting" during the writer's strike). So when Tila recently shot a music video for her song "Stripper Friends," she searched high and low for just the right rising starlets to offset the other 13 strippers who played her coworkers at Crazy Girls. But where is a porn star hungry enough for that kind of mainstream attention to be found when you need one?

Enter the dynamic porn duo of supposed sisters Rhyse and Rhylee Richards—or as their publicist bills them, "the perfect for porn blondes." Though only in the business for a few months, they've already racked up an impressive list of credentials. (Porn career years translate roughly into dog years, you know.) In the Richards sisters, Tila found the perfect place for a small American gal of Asian descent with big dreams: sandwiched between two cat fighting bleach-blondes with silicon to spare who tower over her.!

The results of their collaboration should be ready to love by the middle of this month. No word yet, however, from the Trivial Pursuit people as to whether or not the incident will make it into their latest Pop Culture edition.

· Tila's Hot Spot (tilashotspot.com)
· Rhyse and Rhylee Richards (MySpace)
· Crazy Girls LA (crazygirlsla.com)