“Youth Going Wild”: First On Your Lawn And Then In Your Pants

Youths! Lousy collagen-having, hormone-dripping, not-remembering-the-good-old-days youths! How dare they parade around in their respective birthday suits, touching each other in their no-no zones, and then passing around these images via DVD! We're just grateful they're not selling BluRays. You know the old saying: first come the BluRays, then comes dancing.

Actually, they might be young and inexperienced, but they seem pretty calm. It's probably hard to go wild when there's paperwork to be done before you're allowed to take your bra off.

Look at Chastity Lynn for example: her solo pictures make her look like a docile cat scratching at the bannister, and her tryst with Erik Everhard seems even more mellow. Chastity always has a sleepy look in her eyes, but her muscles look slack and relaxed as she rides Erik's fat cock--we bet she rocks back and forth on it more than she slams down on it, and we don't have a single problem with that. And this casual attitude has benefits, too! Chastity slyly slips all of his dick down her throat, gripping his balls like she's enjoying a popsicle, and her asshole opens easily during the reverse cowgirl anal. Sure, she might be going wild on the inside, but she's as cool as a cucumber as far as we can tell.

Maybe the menfolk ought to incite more insanity in their lady partners. Manuel seems to do a good job of amping up the energy: when he fucks Jessie Rogers and Anikka Albrite (in two separate scenes), both girls lose themselves in the sheer bliss that comes from being filled with his fat cock, and they both hungrily slurp up their own juices as they suck the come out of Manuel's member. Jessie Andrews fucks Manuel, too, but she maintains her composure. Her makeup smears, jizz decks her face, and her pussy turns the telltale pink that says so much about her orgasm, but Jessie holds it together. What mental training has she been through to endure such a dick?

Maybe "Youth Going Wild" isn't the best name for this collection of young babes getting boned, but it's still a damn hot film, and besides, no one wants to buy a film called "Calm Ass Cuties" or "Bang My Bureaucratically-Processed Pussy." (We would buy those films.)

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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