“Girls” Take Crack By Accident, Boobs On Purpose

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You know how those Bushwick parties go: you show up, everybody's looking flossy, you mistake a crack pipe for pot, someone takes their top off, the topless person has really nice boobs, you can't handle any of it, and so you leave. That's how our last foray* into Bushwick went, and it lasted all of ten minutes.

An episode of "Girls" is slightly longer, so they had to take up time with additional drama (besides Shoshanna's crack smoking): Hannah runs into the deplorable Adam, Jessa pisses off a couple of crusty punks, Adam asks Hannah if she wants him to be her "fucking boyfriend," and someone says Marnie looks like one of the Real Housewives. Rough night. But hey, Rachel Lord's breasts were a lovely reprieve from the bummers of Brooklyn!

· "Girls" (hbo.com)

* Not true, we always ask what's in the bowl before we smoke it. Crack is wak.