Kneeling Before “The Sexual Messiah 2” Sends Some Mixed Messages

Kneeling before other messiahs or holy figures isn't such a big deal: you genuflect, maybe you prostrate, maybe you kiss someone's ring and go about your business. However, kneeling before The Sexual Messiah (a.k.a. Nacho Vidal, a.k.a. the LeBron James of Sadistic Dick Swingers) is a different story. Young Hope here ended up kneeling for quite some time as Nacho parked his cock in the back of her throat, so keep that in mind the next time you run into Mr. Vidal.

If, on the other hand, you're hoping that Nacho will turn your esophagus into his wang garage, don't kneel in front of him when you see him out and about. As you can see from these pictures, he needs ample space and privacy with which to strip girls naked, step on them, debase them, and love them, so don't take a knee near his crotch when he's shopping at Rite Aid.

There's so much going on in these promo pics and stills that we don't know where to begin! Might as well start with Gia DiMarco and her pet Hope--we like the expressions on Hope's face and Nacho likes the way her face tastes, so this seems like a sensible start. Gia is a ruthless master and we admire her for it. If Hope wants to enjoy the head she's getting from Nacho, she's going to do so on Gia's terms, and those terms include a double dose of hot wax dripped on her young tits. When it's Gia's turn to play with Nacho, Hope is required to rub Gia's clit as Nacho pounds away at Gia's asshole. We think these three need more than just a scene together; they should spend a week in a resort, fucking each other, going on spa dates, doing yoga until they become a happy and twisted family.

While Hope had to be dragged to the feet of the Sexual Messiah, there are those who willingly give themselves to this demon of dick. Andy San Dimas starts her visit off with smiles and smooches, but that all changes once Nacho puts a pig nose on her and starts gazing inside her mouth. As it turns out, he can read the future on the tonsils of pornstars, and Andy's future involves licking the sole of Nacho's sneaker, gagging on his cock, and having her face anointed with his holy cream. Some call it a blessing, some call it a curse, but Andy calls it lunch.

Chanel Preston shows up at Nacho's place with a riding crop in her hands and her sexy businesslady outfit on, but the Sexual (Hot Mess)iah doesn't play whipping boy for anybody, and he teaches Chanel that fact by holding her arms behind her back while he weakens her legs with a furiously rubbed-out orgasm. Behold the ways in which Nacho answers his followers' prayers: Chanel hungers for cock, so he feeds her his. She feels an emptiness in her ass, so he fills it. Her cheeks have yet to be tread, so he grinds his heel into it. Seriously though, what's Nacho's deal with stepping on lady's faces?

Oh, it's not our place to question "The Sexual Messiah 2," but we desperately seek to learn more about him, so that we might be like him.

On second thought, we'll let him handle the hardcore stuff and we'll stick to holding hands and blowing kisses.

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