Charlize Theron And The Sheer, Sheer Top

We support all your wardrobe choices in this ensemble -- seethrough top, skin-tight jeans (jeggings?), and a demure blazer to top things off. But with the conservatism of the jacket, why, oh why did you have to wear a bra? It's fashionable to pair contrasting pieces together, you know.

So here we are, faced with basically the whole outline of your smokin' hot bod, but are left to our own devices to fill in the blanks. And, yes, it's worth it to us to conjure an image of you in seethrough top, seethrough bra, and seethrough jeggings too, but next time could you take it easy on us? It's Saturday morning, we had a long night last night, and imaginary nipples just aren't as much fun. Can you do us this favor, Charlize?

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)