Where Is Your Bikini Top, Sam Faiers?

Oh, we see it. It's there, but flipped down -- the way bikini tops are meant to be worn, as far as we're concerned. This buxom British TV actor looks to be doing a pretty good job getting rid of the tanlines on her boobs, but we think we need to take a closer inspection.

Hmm. Yes, she is doing a pretty good job, but we can still see the faintest sign of pale mid-boob skin. It's nothing a few more days of topless sunning won't take care of; we just hope she continues to TCB out in the open where we all can see. We just want to monitor, as we want you to have even, perfectly golden tan breasts. Is that so wrong??

· Via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)